the best ideas in the world

just ask yourself.  are you getting warmer or cooler?

the secret to intellectual productivity

think about it!

a wine bar that is filled with plush cushions.  maybe some low tables.  no chairs or anything.

you drink wine there, and then you have a nap.  it’s the most cuddly wine bar of all time.

napperdoodle’s.

freakend, noun.  When you spend the entire weekend freaking your lover.

a web site that anonymously emails someone, letting you taunt them, after you ate some of their food (like if you steal a sandwich from someone at the office, stuff like that).

I think the title says it all.

Your goal isn’t to be comfortable every single second of the day, but to be happy and satisfied at the end of the day.

Your goal isn’t to be comfortable every single second of the day, but to be happy and satisfied at the end of the day.

Like, at your desk during the work day and shit like that.

All these rappers and shit are always wearing so much gold.  What ever happened to rocking silver?

I am going to get about 20 silver chains, and wear them all the time.  I will wear them in the office, at home, while I’m rocking the mic, while I’m sleeping with your mom.  It doesn’t even matter.  Silver.  Silver.  Silver.  Mad amounts of chains.

I will steal your chains.